Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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