Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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