I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My pussy is not your playground.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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