There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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