I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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