There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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