Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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