I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
im on a boat
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