the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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