Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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