dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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