sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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