all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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