windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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