She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I understand Curling. That high.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Gay?
German.
Pity.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
