We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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