your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
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Cake is only good when you eat it
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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