hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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