Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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