Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
be right there i have to get my cape
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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