Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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