maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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