I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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