Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm having to shit out rocks
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