I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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