we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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