i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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