I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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