quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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