either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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