i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
do herpes really smell.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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