Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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