is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My hand turned me down
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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