let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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