"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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