Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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