is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize