Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
