At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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