what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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