I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
as a side note pls kill me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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