Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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