she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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