I should be sponsored by Trojan
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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