Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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