just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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