I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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