Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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