He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
you traded sex for a burrito?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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