Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy