I wish i was in the wii world.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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