I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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