You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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