I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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