so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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