Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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